louiswilliams:

imagine waking up to harry pouring u a cup of coffee for u<3 

image

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styleswanky:

i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy

(via i-belong-in-a-fandom)

:)

Sorry, but this is amazing.

this is the greatest shit ever lolol

(Source: guceubcuesu, via carahaz)

3rd grade
  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

jennifer-lawrence-is-sexy:

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

My motto

(via somethingwitty-somethingsweet)

I just had the greatest moment ever with a little kid at the grocery store
  • Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
  • Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
  • Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
  • Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
  • Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
I’ve noticed that all emotions and feelings are heightened on tumblr.

Sadness in reality;

Sadness on tumblr;

Happiness in reality;

Happiness on tumblr;

Anger in reality;

Anger on tumblr;

Fear in reality;

Fear on tumblr;

Shock in reality;

Shock on tumblr;

Love in reality;

Love on tumblr;

But I’m not complaining; its fantastic.

Excitement in Reality:

Excitement on Tumblr:

(Source: damnitcapaldi, via caraplvin)

entropicnotes:

So my brother’s friend is kind of a little fucking asshole

and he found out that the neighbor has a wIRELESS PRINTER AND PRINTED THIS DOCUMENT ON IT

AND OMFG I’M JUST SO DONE

(Source: tittyana-maslany, via stuck-on-styles)

jennahamilton:

pheonixfeatherd:

jennahamilton:

BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT EVEN FEEL LIKE TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND

it feels really nice :)

THIS POST WAS NOT A LITERAL QUESTION AND WAS FOR THE SINGLE AND LONELY I WILL PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU

(via melonmalik-deactivated20131006)

vivian69harry:

The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction 2
well I ship them as fuck!! 
i ship harry and sarah way more than taylor
Niall in the AAoOD2 

narryhasmyheart:

OMG LMFAO NIALL in this part hahahaha :p

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