i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
Sorry, but this is amazing.
this is the greatest shit ever lolol
- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what
- friend: OH MAN
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
- Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
- Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
- Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
- Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
- Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
Sadness in reality;
Sadness on tumblr;
Happiness in reality;
Happiness on tumblr;
Anger in reality;
Anger on tumblr;
Fear in reality;
Fear on tumblr;
Shock in reality;
Shock on tumblr;
Love in reality;
Love on tumblr;
But I’m not complaining; its fantastic.
Excitement in Reality:
Excitement on Tumblr:
So my brother’s friend is kind of a little fucking asshole
and he found out that the neighbor has a wIRELESS PRINTER AND PRINTED THIS DOCUMENT ON IT
AND OMFG I’M JUST SO DONE
BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT EVEN FEEL LIKE TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND
it feels really nice :)
THIS POST WAS NOT A LITERAL QUESTION AND WAS FOR THE SINGLE AND LONELY I WILL PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU