imagine waking up to harry pouring u a cup of coffee for u<3
(via horanswood)
i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
(via i-belong-in-a-fandom)
Sorry, but this is amazing.
this is the greatest shit ever lolol
(Source: guceubcuesu, via jakesabel)
- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what
- friend: OH MAN
- OH
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
My mottoi was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
- Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
- Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
- Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
- Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
- Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
Sadness in reality;
Sadness on tumblr;
Happiness in reality;
Happiness on tumblr;
Anger in reality;
Anger on tumblr;
Fear in reality;
Fear on tumblr;
Shock in reality;
Shock on tumblr;
Love in reality;
Love on tumblr;
But I’m not complaining; its fantastic.
Excitement in Reality:
Excitement on Tumblr:
(Source: jammy-john, via caraplvin)
So my brother’s friend is kind of a little fucking asshole
and he found out that the neighbor has a wIRELESS PRINTER AND PRINTED THIS DOCUMENT ON IT
AND OMFG I’M JUST SO DONE
(Source: speakmypointofview, via stuck-on-styles)
BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT EVEN FEEL LIKE TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND
it feels really nice :)
THIS POST WAS NOT A LITERAL QUESTION AND WAS FOR THE SINGLE AND LONELY I WILL PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU
(via willqram)
